he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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