we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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