Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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