I think I won the penis lottery.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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