David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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