At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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