the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
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You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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