just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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