Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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