She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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