Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You work out of a Hotel?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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