But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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