Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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