Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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