I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Randomize
