who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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