; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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