would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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