You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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