Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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