There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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