youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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