so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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