oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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