Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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