So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
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I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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