im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
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so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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