Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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