drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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