yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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