Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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