idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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