we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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