We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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