Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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