Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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