im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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