Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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