"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
