I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
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when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
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no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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