he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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