It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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