I wish i was in the wii world.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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