Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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