Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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