As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
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