I can tuck mytits in my pants
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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