Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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