office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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