Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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