You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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