**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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