we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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