i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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