glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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