Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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