It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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