Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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